So, I don’t know if you know this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

Once upon a time, I was hungry. I checked the fridge to see if the food fairy had stopped by yet, but she hadn’t. I was stuck with mere staples. (Thank the LAWD they happened to be keto staples. amirite?)

So, here I was with a half-empty bag of coconut flour, a couple eggs, some cheese, a little bit of deli meat, and some kinda wilted spinach.

And then this happened:

And it was freaking delicious. And ridiculously simple. So efficient!

I posted that picture in a big keto group on Facebook, and people went cray-cray for it!

So, because this happy accident was so dang simple, I started playing around with it.

And then BAM:

That happened.

But, oh no, that wasn’t enough!

Did you just feel your boring diet food standards shattering? Oh…